Monday, October 28, 2013

Facebook ads

Facebook now analyses the photos you post, and via a very clever software system comes up with relevant advertisements based on what is picked up from the images.

I posted a photo of the wife and I on holiday, now I'm being bombarded with adverts for divorce lawyers.

Men vs Women vs Facebook

Men: My grandad has died. I'm not going to cheapen his death by putting it on a Facebook status and making it all about me, when it is he who should be getting the attention".

Women: My grandad has died. If I don't put it on a Facebook status and use it to my advantage whenever I'm losing an argument or crave attention, it means he died for nothing!"

Facebook pizza

Someone knocked at my door this afternoon.

When I opened it, I saw a guy from Domino's holding a cheese and tomato pizza.

"I haven't ordered any pizzas," I said. "This must be a mistake."

"I know," he replied. "Your neighbour forgot his Facebook password and wanted to show you what he was eating for lunch."

Facebook mothers

Facebook is apparently down.

Millions of mothers worldwide have to raise their babies now instead of posting updates about them..