Saturday, November 23, 2013

Welcome To Facebook

A dad sign up for a facebook and add his son into the friend list the boy updated his status by saying
"Dad, already got a FB.. WTF"

And the dad replied, "what is WTF"

The boy said, "Welcome To Facebook"

If animals have Facebook

If animals have Facebook, these are most likely to be their Status Updates :

Cockroach : Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle.

Cow : Huh! They are touching my breast again..what they think I am! b****?

Mosquito : I am HIV positive this is all due to wrong sucking !!!

Chicken : If tomorrow I am not updating my status, means I am being served at KFC.
Love you all.....

Octopus : I have just refilled my ink..horray!!

Dying grandmother

A grandmother dying in her bed was talking with her grandson ..

Grandma : "I may die in a few minutes, so I want you to inherit my estate including villas, tractors, farms and all poultry and cash $22,389,630.00".

Grandson : "Wow!" 'Thank you Grandma, I did not know you have a farm and all this wealth? Where do you have those things? "

Grandma said with her last dying breath .. "In my Facebook! "