If animals have Facebook, these are most likely to be their Status Updates :
Cockroach : Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle.
Cow : Huh! They are touching my breast again..what they think I am! b****?
Mosquito : I am HIV positive this is all due to wrong sucking !!!
Chicken : If tomorrow I am not updating my status, means I am being served at KFC.
Love you all.....
Octopus : I have just refilled my ink..horray!!